if hot chelle rae had children
child: daddy, what's this?
ryan: DON'T YOU TOUCH MY TAMBOURINE DONT YOU TOUCH IT. now put on your bowtie it's time for school.
child: dad it's time for me to go to school!
ian: maggie! i'm taking him to school today. ok son, get your helmet and hop on the back of the motorcycle. i'll take you to school today.
child: omg omg omg DAD DID YOU HEAR THAT KRISTIN CHEATED ON ROB LIKE OMG
jamie: omg omg I HEARD SON LIKE like WOW double u O double u!!!!
child: damn, that girl's got nice boobs.
nash: you're right. let's make a socialcam about it.